it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
Smoking crab is back for another exciting new meme.
canoeing in a crystal clear lakecoolest but scariest fucking thing
Holy shit. This is awesome.
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.